Priorities

Of course we’re very pleased that you always read these posts, and flattered that you regard every single one of them as fascinating, entertaining, and ingenious. But let’s always remember the real reason we’re here: to ensure the continuing success of a particular phenomenally great book. Yep, you know the one. Far more important than reading our posts is routinely purchasing more copies of REVOLUTION, from our own shop or from any of the retailers listed here. Most important of all, however, is to constantly spread the word about REVOLUTION. Be sure to tell all your friends about it, repeatedly. Imaginary friends are fine but real friends are ideal for this. If you run out of friends to tell, make some new ones as quickly as possible (if necessary we’ll happily arrange a session with Life Coach Chet Whitaker to help you with this (if you have no idea who he is, you didn’t actually read the book—shame!))… and consider also telling others, like total strangers and people you hate. Thanks a bunch, you’re the best.

Published by Revolution Novel

Humorous modern slice-of-life fiction set in Los Angeles

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